'A Christmas Story' fans encounter BB gun, leg lamp and half-eaten soap at house where holiday favorite was filmed
Few details were spared in transporting this former real-life two-family house into Ralphie Parker’s 1940 movie home. The trimmed Christmas tree stands in the living room, sheltering wrapped presents and a blue bowling ball, while holly is sprawled across the fireplace mantle. There is a crawl space under the kitchen sink where a frightened Randy hid when he felt he was in trouble. And if you look carefully, you can see in the upstairs bathroom a bar of Lifebuoy soap with a bite taken out of it, evidence of Ralphie’s punishment after spurting out a word his old man might have been allowed to say, but never a 10-year-old in 1940.
The climactic scene where Ralphie couldn’t wait to unscramble Little Orphan Annie’s secret code is played out in an upstairs bathroom, just as in the movie. Sitting atop Little Orphan Annie from the Sunday comics (or Sunday funnies, to use 1940s vernacular) is another composition book on which Ralphie anxiously decoded the "Little Orphan Annie Secret Society" radio program’s hidden message, only to learn to his disappointment that the hidden message was merely a shill for the show’s sponsor: “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.”
The redecorating and opening of A Christmas Story House came from an unlikely source. San Diego Navy veteran Brian Jones began making female leg lamps, like the one Ralphie’s old man coveted, as a cottage industry. After sales unexpectedly took off, his wife Mary read on e-Bay that the house where the exteriors were filmed for "A Christmas Story" was for sale nearly a continent away. The starting bid was $99,000, overpriced for a neighborhood that following the closing of nearby steel mills had degenerated into the type of place Chuck Norris might fear to tread.
Jones did not care. He had a dream to turn the house into a tourist attraction, and he paid $150,000 for it. In time he bought two more houses across the street. The neighborhood gradually began to gentrify. Today, one of the two other buildings is a gift shop; the other is a museum with four rooms filled with original props, including the toy soldiers and Raggedy Ann dolls that were in Higbee’s front window, the original Parker home Christmas tree and the family’s pajamas, with one exception — the famous bunny suit. Actor Peter Billingsley, who played Ralphie, has possession of it and has been loathe to display it publicly.
If you enter the museum at the right time you might meet longtime neighborhood resident Jim Moralevitz, who was here for the filming in 1982 and served as an extra, playing a freight man who helps deliver the leg lamp to the Parkers. Most of the time, Moralevitz's job was caretaker to young actors Peter Billingsley and Ian Petrella, who played Randy. Moralevitz will happily recount his brush with movie history, like the fact that Higbee‘s Department Store in downtown Cleveland stayed garbed in Christmas regalia for three months after Christmas so filming could be completed there.
Moralevitz adds, “Randy hit on me a lot, always pulling pranks. I’d come back from the commissary with a cup of hot chocolate and he’d want some. Peter was a more serious kid. He wanted to see what was going on behind the scenes, how the movie was being made.”
It was prescient — today, Billingsley works as a film producer and is the executive producer of the hit musical based on the movie.
Should you venture into the gift shop, you will be eye to leg with female leg lamps in all shapes and sizes, as well as in the forms of night lights and cookie cutters, inside snow globes and as a string of Christmas lights. There are ceramic replicas of movie scenes and "A Christmas Story" editions of such games as Yahtzee and dominos. But should you buy "A Christmas Story" candy bar, don’t rush to throw away the wrapping. At the bottom of the box is an altered facsimile of the Little Orphan Annie Secret Society hidden message Ralphie waited so anxiously to decipher.
In this case, the hidden message reads — what else but — “Don’t forget to eat your chocolate.”
If you go
A Christmas Story House and Museum is open year round: Thursday-Saturday, 10-5, Sundays 12-5 p.m.; extended days and hours in December; check website for latest hours. A Christmas Story House, museum and gift shop are closed: Easter, Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve, New Year's Day and all other major holidays. Tours run every half hour with the last tour at 4:30. Tickets must be purchased prior to the last tour and are sold in the gift shop located diagonally across the street from the house.
Admission: $10 adults, $8 seniors and $6 ages 7-12; free under age 7.
Information: (216) 298-4919 www.achristmasstoryhouse.com
General Cleveland information: Positively Cleveland, 334 Euclid Ave., Cleveland, Ohio 44114 (800) 321-1001 www.positivelycleveland.com
Cleveland lodging: Hampton Inn Downtown, 1460 E. 9th St., doubles: $129-$209, includes full buffet breakfast, (216) 241-6600 www.hampton-inn.com/hi/cleveland-downtown
Comfort Inn — Downtown Cleveland, 1800 Euclid Ave., doubles: $94.99-$199.99, includes continental breakfast, (216) 861-0001, www.choicehotels.com
Cleveland bed and breakfasts include: J. Palen House, 2708 Bridge Ave., (circa 1875 Queen Anne style Victorian house once home to a Cleveland brewmaster), six rooms with private baths range from $169-$219, includes three-course full breakfast, (216) 664-0813 www.jpalenhouse.com
Stone Gables, 3806 Franklin Blvd. (Victorian-style former private residence built in 1883), five rooms with private baths, $140 per night, includes full breakfast, (216) 961-4654, (877) 215-4326 www.stonegables.net
Michael Schuman graduated cum laude from Syracuse University in 1975 and received an MFA in professional writing in 1977 from the University of Southern California. He lives with his family in New England and can be reached at email@example.com.
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