Sang Tan, ASSOCIATED PRESS
Usain Bolt, history’s fastest human being, is clean. He’s not using PEDs — performance enhancing drugs. How do we know? Because he says so, and he passed the drug tests.
That’s good enough for us, right?
“I am clean,” he said earlier this month. “I’m sure about that. I welcome people to test me every day if necessary to prove it to the world. I have no problem.”
Sorry, but I remain skeptical, and at this point it’s not Bolt’s fault; it’s the era in which he competes. A week before the start of the World Track and Field Championships in Moscow, I am still not sure what to believe, but I err on the side of maintaining a healthy dose of cynicism, and pleas of innocence aren’t going to change that.
Ryan Braun called a press conference, looked us in the eye and told us he was clean, too. He was so convincing that his buddy and business partner, Aaron Rodgers, the Green Bay Packers quarterback, bet a year’s salary that Braun was clean. Oops.
I am skeptical because Lance Armstrong also looked us all in the eye and said he was clean, repeatedly.
I am skeptical because Marion Jones said she was clean on a national TV talk show.
I am skeptical because reportedly 12 Jamaican athletes have tested positive for PEDs in the last five years, including five track athletes this year. The busted include Olympic sprint champion Veronica Campbell-Brown, former 100-meter world record holder Asafa Powell and Olympic 100-meter silver medalist Sherone Simpson. In recent years, two other top Jamaican sprinters — Olympic silver medalist Yohan Blake and Steve Mullings, recorded positive drug tests.
Where there’s manure, there’s a donkey. Or something like that. The busts coincide with the rise of Jamaica’s track fortunes.
Jamaicans, it has been reported, are shocked.
I am shocked that they are shocked.
I am skeptical because so many other great sprinters have been busted for PEDs — Tim Montgomery (former world record holder at 100 meters), Justin Gatlin (former Olympic 100 champ/world record holder), Jones (former Olympic champ), Powell, Campbell-Brown, Blake, Ben Johnson, Linford Christie (former Olympic 100 champ), Dwaine Chambers, and, recently, American record holder Tyson Gay.
Sounds like the Tour de France, doesn’t it?
I am skeptical because three of the last four men to break or tie the world record for 100 meters have all been busted — Montgomery, Powell, Gatlin. And that doesn’t include Maurice Greene, who held the record before Montgomery and was linked to drug scandals, including BALCO (but never flunked a drug test and never faced sanctions).
I am skeptical because, as in the Lance Armstrong case, to believe Bolt is clean is to believe that not only does he beat the best in the world, he beats them while they are using drugs!
I am skeptical because drug tests don’t mean that much. The revelations of PED use by Braun and Alex Rodriguez and 18 other Major Leaguers wasn’t because of failed drug tests. They were discovered because an employee of a Florida clinic revealed the athletes were getting PEDs from the clinic.
Lance Armstrong passed hundreds of tests.
Jones and Montgomery passed their tests.
If you think baseball is winning the war on drugs, think again. They caught a break when the Biogenesis scandal fell into their laps.
I’m skeptical because, as I wrote last summer heading into the London Olympics, the current era of sprinting is what the turn of the century was to home-run hitting with Bonds, McGwire, Sosa and the rest of them. And we know what that was about.
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