Memo to NCAA: You can('t) count on me to help

Published: Tuesday, June 25 2013 6:18 p.m. MDT

Recently it has come to my attention that I am indirectly connected to a potential NCAA investigation/violation.

I could be part of Exhibit A.

Wes Welker, the great NFL receiver and former Texas Tech star, tweeted a link of an extremely well-written newspaper story to a high school football player who was being recruited by BYU and Texas Tech. The link took the recruit to a story that was written by, well, me.

(I’d like to take a moment here to compliment Welker on his fine taste in columnists and reading material, which is certainly a reflection on his intelligence and discernment.)

The theme of that column was this: Austin Collie is the only wide receiver from BYU ever to make an impact in the NFL. Welker tweeted the link of that story to the recruit during the latter’s visit to BYU, along with this: “Name me the last WR in the league from BYU? Think big picture. I will give you 50 more reasons why they would be a bad move.”

Texas Tech reportedly is investigating itself and could turn itself into the NCAA for Welker’s tweet. In the silly, letter-of-the-law, hypocritical world of the NCAA, that tweet is a rule violation.

“The NCAA prohibits that type of communication involving boosters and former student-athletes, and we are in the process of investigation,” said a Tech spokesman.

Anyway, I mention all of the above so I can ask you this: Can I un-publish my story? Delete it?

Memo to NCAA:

If I can be of service to the NCAA, if I can offer any assistance in enforcing your draconian rules on college sports, if I can incriminate boosters who encourage recruits to attend State U., if I can ferret out golfers who use university hoses to wash their cars (I’ll explain) or coaches who send innocuous text messages, please don’t call.

Count me out.

Asking me to do anything favorable to the NCAA, including the use of my work to aid the NCAA’s cause, is strictly forbidden. That’s like asking the FBI to testify in behalf of the Corleone family.

I want no part of it, if I have a choice, no matter how small or indirect my role is.

Forthwith, I forbid the use of my story by the NCAA for the purposes of an NCAA investigation. In fact, if the NCAA decides to use the link to my story as evidence against Mr. Welker, I will confess that I found his cellphone and sent the tweet without his knowledge.

I know this sounds as if I don’t like the NCAA.

That’s only because I don’t.

Why? Where do I start? Failure to maintain control of football and its messy postseason. Keeping its thumb on its amateur workforce as the last holdout for old-fashioned (and wrongheaded) amateurism. Its heavy-handed (and often selective) enforcement department.

The NCAA is so heavy-handed and letter-of-the-law that it has universities cowering and turning themselves in for silly offenses. Kentucky reported assistant football coach Randy Sanders because he texted a recruit’s father to tell him he would miss an upcoming visit because his own father had passed away.

Joker Phillips, the former Kentucky football coach, turned himself in because he replied to a text from an unknown number by asking, “Who is this sorry.” It turned out to be a recruit, and since contact is forbidden between the coach and recruit at certain times of the year, it’s a violation.

For this, the coach reported himself. That’s like pulling up at the police station and turning yourself in for going 5 miles over the speed limit.

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