The tale of the Smithfield boy, the goat and the tree

Scary goat named Voldemort. Seems legit.

However, dear Copy Desk, myotonic goats are not the same as narcoleptic goats.

Also, it only took me about three tries to say Jackson's name right.

I think the goat is very good looking and Marissa is most certainly very charming.
All animals are God creatures and its good that children get to have pets
like Voldemort. He apparently is very friendly.

I like the goat, he's good looking, seems very friendly and Marissa is certainly extremely charming. Its healthy for children to have pets like Voldemort.