Frank Pignanelli & LaVarr Webb: Some newspaper headlines you'll never see published

Published: Sunday, Sept. 1 2013 12:00 a.m. MDT

Lobbyists concerned about pampering legislators too much — Professional schmoozers place good public policy above their personal relationships with elected officials.

Becker wonders if accommodating bicyclists has gone too far — SLC mayor considers re-opening 500 South, 600 South, State Street and I-15 to cars.

Hinckley Institute director confesses to not having an opinion — Jowers totally speechless when asked by TV reporter, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Pignanelli/Webb pen substantive column — 'An event to remember!' exclaim Deseret News editors.

Republican LaVarr Webb is a political consultant and lobbyist. Previously he was policy deputy to Gov. Mike Leavitt and Deseret News managing editor. Email: Democrat Frank Pignanelli is a Salt Lake attorney, lobbyist and political adviser. Pignanelli served 10 years in the Utah House of Representatives, six years as minority leader. His spouse, D'Arcy Dixon Pignanelli, is a state tax commissioner. Email:

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