Kathleen Parker: Republicans seem to be adopting the self-immolation tactics of principled martyrs
Pablo Martinez Monsivais, AP
WASHINGTON — Republicans seem to be adopting the self-immolation tactics of principled martyrs.
Of course, principled or not, you're still dead in the end.
At this stage in the second term of the president they couldn't defeat, Republicans seem more like stubborn children refusing to come out of their rooms for supper, even though the alternative is going to bed hungry.
This simile is unavoidable in light of the House's recent passage of a farm bill without any provision for food stamps — the first time in 40 years. The move prompted fantastic outrage from Democrats, notably Florida Rep. Corrine Brown, who shrieked: "Mitt Romney was right: You all do not care about the 47 percent. Shame on you!"
Histrionics aside, whether the fact that something has been done a certain way for 40 years is an argument for repeating the same bears a bit of scrutiny. Republicans argued that they'd prefer to deal with agricultural issues in one bill without the leverage of a welfare program.
Was this really the right fight at the right time?
Republicans do have a point, in theory. Comprehensive bills are cumbersome and difficult to enforce. Democrats love great, big lumbering programs because they (a) often do great good, at least in the short term; (b) create great big, self-sustaining bureaucracies that are by nature self-propagating, and attract large constituencies of voters. This latter is Republicans' chief objection.
But 90 percent of life is picking your battles and congressional Republicans keep picking the wrong ones. This is not to say Democrats have it all right. Both sides are often dishonest and usually self-serving. Democrats are maddeningly disingenuous when they say Republicans are anti-immigrant — and then lecture us about how this country was built by immigrants.
True, because the entire planet was "built" by immigrants. But why do immigrants want to come specifically to the United States? Not only for jobs, education and opportunity but because we are a nation of laws. Playing by the rules and waiting one's turn are also part of our immigrant legacy.
Likewise, Republicans are not shooting straight when they insist that the Senate bill's path to citizenship is de facto amnesty. As paths go, it's a 13-year pilgrimage along a precipice lined with bramble bushes — taxes, fines and various fire-burning hoops through which one must leap in order to stand in line.
Before you can govern, you have to win. And before you can win, you have to offer something people want to buy.
What Republicans are selling appeals to an ever-diminishing market that doesn't even include their erstwhile allies in the business community. And their self-immolation may prove to have been nothing more than a bonfire of vanities.
Kathleen Parker's email address is firstname.lastname@example.org.
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