Beth Dubber, Beth Dubber
"PROJECT X" — ★★ — Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper, Kirby Bliss Blanton; R (crude and sexual content throughout, nudity, drugs, drinking, pervasive language, reckless behavior and mayhem — all involving teens); in general release
"Project X" is the movie equivalent of that good-looking, well-off teenage boy your gut tells you to keep away from your teenage daughter. He may turn on the charm and come from what we assume is a "good family" (as if money were a determiner). But something sets off the warning bells — that he has lost his mind to his hormones, that he objectifies women in the worst way, that he's too-casual with the homophobic slurs.
That doesn't really describe Thomas (Thomas Mann), the gawky upper-middle-class teen in this "Hangover" for high schoolers. But it nails his pal Costa (Oliver Cooper, in the Jonah Hill role). Costa's a blustering transplanted New Yorker who eggs on Thomas as they plan a parents-out-of-town birthday party, mocks their mutual "fat little 'Rain Man' " pal J.B. (Jonathan Daniel Brown) for being in the school "Gay-V. Club" and is hell-bent on turning this North Pasadena fete into an epic party that will be the "game changer" for their social status and lift them into their high school's elite.
And no list of warnings — "Do not go into my office. The pool heater? Don't touch it." — from Thomas' colorless dad (Peter Mackenzie) can steer the boys from their collision course with destiny.
Things only start to go wrong when they rip off Costa's well-armed, disturbed drug dealer. Costa has blasted the invitations all over social media, so the socially anonymous Thomas will be hosting hordes of "randoms," peers who don't know he exists. Not to worry, though. Costa has hired a team of middle schoolers led by Tyler (Nick Nervies, hilarious). They have nunchucks and tasers and jackets with "Security" on them.
What could go wrong?
Naturally, Thomas must pursue the hottest girl in school, who is utterly compliant. Naturally, his gorgeous longtime pal Kirby (Kirby Bliss Blanton), the only woman given even a hint of personality, is hurt by this.
Yeah, the cops show up. And the TV news helicopters. And an ill-tempered dwarf (Martin Klebba, in a cameo that steals the movie).
But it's a wearying "romp."
"Project X" is more politically incorrect than hateful, even if it is just shy of "Girls Gone Wild" in its sexism. Clueless boys in its target audience may mistake it for a date movie. Now. But just you wait, kids. "X" is that beau who sets off warning bells when he's there to date your little girl. You won't want to let her out the door with this creep.
"Project X" is rated R for crude and sexual content throughout, nudity, drugs, drinking, pervasive language, reckless behavior and mayhem — all involving teens; running time: 93 minutes.
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