Afterthoughts

Why the fuss over New York Congressman Charlie Rangel's alleged unreported income? As chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, Rangel is supposed to write taxes, not pay them.

Sen. Jon Kyl of Arizona implies that under the Democrat's health-care plan mammograms would be rationed. I long for the good old days when the scariest threat was death panels.

Attacks on Botox and facelifts are worth it, having your jowls defy gravity.

The term "significant other" may be replaced by "spousal equivalent." How romantic. Won't you be my spousal equivalent? Please say yes, and don't be ambivalent.