Beeping monster makes nocturnal attack – Roger Aylworth on MormonTimes.com
I came to a level of semiconsciousness, standing next to my bed with this brain-numbing beeping echoing off the walls.
My initial thoughts were: "Why am I awake? Why am I out of bed, and what in heaven's name is that horrific noise?"
Then a couple of neurons in my foggy brain got together and started yelling, "SMOKE DETECTOR!!!"
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