Brad Rock: Mr. Korver, up for dinner at my place?

I figure if the Nets' plan spreads to Utah, I could have a lot of fun. I'd rent Kyrylo Fesenko and get him to show up for Christmas Eve in a Santa suit. Ronnie Brewer could emcee my family reunion. Or maybe I could get Mehmet Okur to come to my office to play Nerfball with me.

The story on the Nets said not everyone will get their top choice for a player visit. Whoever came to my house, I'd tell him he's working for me now. But I would be nice. We would have dinner and talk about our kids, the cost of gasoline and recent movies we'd seen.

Just before he left, I'd say, "Oh, one more thing. Would you mind helping clear the dishes before you leave?"

It's the least he could do to show appreciation for my support.

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