Afterthoughts
At the G-8 Summit, the eight rich industrial countries ordered the poor countries to lower their polluting. Never mind that polluting was how the industrial countries got rich.
President Barack Obama proposed helping poor countries grow their own food instead of sending them American-grown food. Poor countries could then discover what a tomato is supposed to taste like.
It was agreed that the global temperature ought not increase more than 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit. That's because at 3.7 Al Gore breaks out in hives.
The Summit was held in Italy where a gracious Prime Minister Berlusconi offered to share his mistresses with the delegates.
Comments
- Move over, Monopoly 4:16 p.m.
- Trains in gardens a hit 4:16 p.m.
- Trailers spoil the movie plots 4:16 p.m.
- Parents should listen to Lambert 4:15 p.m.
- Toys leave little to imagination 4:15 p.m.
- Holiday cards elicit complaints 4:15 p.m.
- New garage functions like a garage 4:15 p.m.
- Family grows poinsettias 4:15 p.m.
- Garden tips and events 4:15 p.m.
- Family-friendly activities calendar 4:14 p.m.
- Hall mouths off about hate of Utah
- BYU is champion of the state
- Cougars beat Utes in overtime
- Credit Coug defense for win
- Field goals, penalties doomed Utes
- Cougar defense rose to occasion
- Marriage definitions vary widely
- Jones' joy for life remembered
- Banged up Jazz get best of Blazers
- Cave to be sealed with body inside
- Hall mouths off about hate of Utah
684 - Cougars beat Utes in overtime464
- Thunder rolls by Jazz136
- BYU is champion of the state126
- Man trapped in Nutty Putty cave dies117
- Cave to be sealed with body inside115
- Editorial: Poor welcome for Palin113
- Rivalry Week is highly profane90
- Hall's legacy measured today77
- Y. focused on 10-win season74
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just a hatred towards Utah. It's more of a hatred for anything not Mormon and...
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all the Utah Fans who feel offended put "Max Who" in their rear window!
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