Rock: I could win a title with Jordan, Shaq, Kobe, etc.

Sorry I can't get on the Phil Jackson bandwagon this week while the Lakers celebrate their NBA championship. Commentators are calling him the greatest coach in history, and it's a decent argument, considering he has more titles than anyone.

It's just that winning titles with Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant is like dunking off a trampoline.

I know what you're thinking. You have to be able to manage your superstars.

Yes, and you have to steer a Lexus.

It's just that most 16-year-olds can do it.

Jackson entered a class of one on Sunday night, when the Lakers beat Orlando for the NBA crown. That makes it 10 championships, one more than former Boston coach Red Auerbach and twice as many as Pat Riley. Jackson won his first six titles with Jordan/Pippen, three with O'Neal/Bryant and now one with Bryant and fellow All-Star Pau Gasol.

I know all about Jackson's Zen, and how he's a master of psychology. It takes a pretty crafty guy to call Sacramento a cowtown just to get the locals riled up — especially when you're from Deer Lodge, Mont., yourself. And you have to be an absolute savant to show pictures of then-Kings coach Rick Adelman juxtaposed with pictures of Hitler in a team motivational video. Brilliant!

Calling Mormonism a "cult" and John Stockton a dirty player are a couple of other nice psychological moves, too. How do I know? He won both those series.

I'm guessing he's smarter than da Vinci.

I'm also guessing he could have rolled the ball out and gone golfing and the results would have been the same all 10 of those championship years.

Most coaches will tell you it's all about the players in the professional game. Although I don't think that's entirely true, it's hard to figure how anyone could screw it up with the players Jackson has had. He probably should have won one or two more titles along the way.

Tell me any players that have been better than O'Neal, Bryant and Jordan.<

Jackson didn't just have good personnel, or even All-Stars. He had the best. It's like having Colonel Sanders' secret recipe and then taking credit for your tasty chicken.

How can you miss?