From Deseret News archives:
Comic relief: 'Guide to Pirate Parenting'
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For moms and dads who want to raise a little buccaneer, "Guide to Pirate Parenting" narrator Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall offers tips such as how to turn your minivan into a schooner and where to maroon a disobedient child.
For moms and dads who want to raise a little buccaneer, "Guide to Pirate Parenting" narrator Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall offers tips such as how to turn your minivan into a schooner and where to maroon a disobedient child.
While you probably shouldn't follow the advice in this parenting-guide parody, it's funny and would make a nice gift for the pirate-lover in your life.
Find it at bookstores, amazon.com or pirateparenting.com.
© 2009, The Gazette (Colorado Springs, Colo.). Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune Information Services.
