Time for Boozer to hire new image consultant

Published: Tuesday, April 28, 2009 11:54 p.m. MDT
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You know what Carlos Boozer needs almost as much as a new set of hamstrings?

A personal PR man.

And I'm volunteering for the job.

Let's face it, this man needs a PR makeover.

Not since Greg Ostertag has any player polarized Jazz fans this much, and not entirely because of the way he plays the game.

So where do you stand on Carlos Boozer?

Are you in the Boozer Must Go camp?

Or the Boozer Must Stay Camp?

The Jazz say they're in the latter camp, but it's not that simple. They want to keep the Jazz family together, but it will cost about $71 million just to retain the core group, which puts them in luxury-tax territory — and that doesn't even count money they must spend to retain rising Paul Millsap, who deserves a huge raise if not Boozer's job.

And you thought your family was expensive.

Boozer can opt out of his contract — he's due to make $12.6 million next season — but who knows if there is a team out there in these financially troubled times that's willing to give a raise to a gimpy power forward who has missed one-third of his team's games over the last five years.

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Sure, Boozer had a terrific series against the Lakers to end the season, averaging 20 points and 13 rebounds, but does that erase the memory of another disappointing season?

Which is the real Boozer — the guy who played like Karl Malone for four games in the playoffs, or the guy who sleep-walked through the season and disappeared in Game 5 against the Lakers?

Boozer's performance is just one of his problems. He needs to make a few changes in the off-season. Here's the plan I pledge to implement the moment he asks me to fix up his image:

 Would it kill him to act as if he were having some fun out there? Have you ever seen a more joyless, detached player? Look, he's not laying bricks out there or digging ditches or pouring concrete or preparing taxes. He's playing basketball. Maybe he could get really crazy and even smile once out there, other than when he wants to show up a referee after a bad call.

Passion for the game translates into consistent hard play and better defense, which leads to . . .

 A little more defense would be helpful. Sure, Boozer has averaged 19 points since he joined the Jazz, but he's probably given up 25 at the other end of the court with his matador defense. Half of playing defense is about effort and passion for the game. Sometimes you wonder if his heart is in it (reread Item 1).

Recent comments

let go of Boozer, period..as a Jazz fan it would be disappointing to...

Anonymous | May 5, 2009 at 12:45 a.m.

Boozer is very talented when he is motivated to play. However, his...

Thoughts | May 2, 2009 at 8:47 a.m.

I hope Boozer will leave the jazz team not because he sucks but just...

GO BOOZER !!!!!! | May 1, 2009 at 6:42 a.m.

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Jeffrey D. Allred, Deseret News

Utah Jazz forward Carlos Boozer talks with the media Tuesday in Salt Lake City after the team was eliminated from the playoffs Monday night in Los Angeles.

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