Timing's everything, right? With the Deseret News undergoing a restructuring, it's probably not a good time to ask for any special considerations. But if it's good enough for some state employees, why not me?

I HEREBY REQUEST TO WORK A 10-HOUR, FOUR-DAY WEEK.

My editor's response? A firm, succinct, "NO."

We don't do four-day weeks around here, not unless one wants a 20-percent pay cut. (ATTENTION BOSSES: I'M NOT ASKING FOR THAT!) Because of the Internet, we're practically a 'round-the-clock news operation. I can't imagine that we — or any news organization — could commit to a four-day work week.

I hope it works for state employees, though. If the state can save energy by closing offices on Friday, that would be good because we taxpayers pay those bills, too. Give Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr. his due for attempting this experiment.

But as taxpayers, the four-day work week has to work for us when we need to access state services. Many are online, which means they're available 24/7. Some transactions have to be conducted in person. Perhaps some people will go to the Division of Motor Vehicles when the office opens early, but it's more likely that the bulk of consumers will visit during normal working hours since most of us don't work four-day weeks. Will those extra work hours be as productive?

How will this affect state employees who are parents? Will child care be available early and late? Starting work early and ending late makes it difficult — if not impossible — to drive the morning carpool or pick up kids from school, as some people are able to do. But on the other hand, many elementary schools have shortened schedules on Fridays, which would dovetail nicely with parents not working that day. But there also are a number of early-dismissal days that could leave some families in a lurch.

Won't the energy savings derived from shutting down offices and any reduced motor fuel use and pollution from vehicles be blunted by energy use by state workers on their day off? They will, presumably, want to cool, heat and light their homes. Others will run errands, which means they'll be burning fossil fuel. Some may want to travel over those three-day weekends, which will become four-day weekends when holidays are celebrated on a Monday. True, heating, cooling and lighting homes will be on the individual's dime, as will their motor fuel purchases, but the carbon emissions will be a problem for all of us.