Utah Jazz extra: No Earl Watson jersey, but here are five free items

Published: Sunday, Feb. 5 2012 9:49 p.m. MST

A Jazz fan told me he went to Fanzz and tried to buy an Earl Watson jersey. No luck. We don't have the popular player's jersey, either, but here are five free Watson items:

YOU WANT TO CALL ME WHAT!?

Watson isn't quite sold on the nickname he's been given on TV: Bulldog.

"Bulldogs are lazy," he said. The fiery Jazz guard speaks from experience, having been a bulldog owner. "It slept. The dog would eat. It would come like lay under my leg and fall asleep and start snoring." They drool, too, he was reminded. "Everywhere!"

Watson jokingly asked, "How's that parallel? What's the reference to me and a bulldog?"

Laughing, Watson continued dissing his old dog.

"Their teeth are really small and crooked, so they can't really bite anything. I've never seen my bulldog fight anyone or anything," Watson said. "It ran from like the sprinkler system. It ran from the vacuum."

Watson: "Maybe because we're both bull-legged? It's the only comparison. Other than that, I don't get it — but if the fans want to roll with it, I'm cool with it."

Here's hoping he doesn't start snoozing, snacking or slobbering in games.

WATSON'S UNIQUE LASER SHOW

Dr. Michael Sheps should sign Watson as his spokesman. The 11-year vet said he's about "problem solving," so he hobbled to L.A. to get his ankle problem solved by a one-of-a-kind laser that seems as magical as it is mysterious. Four treatments later, Watson, who's been helped by Sheps since his college days, said he was pain free, swelling was down and he was able to tear it up in the 96-87 win over the Lakers (11 assists, eight points).

"You know me," Watson said. "I hate sitting out."

Watson wasn't sure if the Jazz were surprised by the quick results, and it's his fault.

"They think I play through pain anyway. They don't believe me," he said. "They're like, 'You're sure you're not hurt?' I'm like, 'Yeah, I'm all right. I feel no pain.' They think I'll play regardless."

And they're probably right.

PUTTING THAT UCLA EDUCATION TO WORK

OK, so he got cured by a laser. Cool. Wait. A laser for a sprained ankle!? Is this a Star Trek episode? Explanation?

"Science," the UCLA alumnus said, "was not my field."

History was his major, but he did take a Health & Sports class with the Lakers' Matt Barnes.

"We knew about health and sports, right?" the basketball standout said. "After the midterms: F."

They studied like crazy the second half of the class to pull off a "B," which he admitted "was lucky."

Watson laughed when asked to explain with his "B "education what the laser treatment was about. Sheps' laser, he said, penetrates deeper (10-15 inches if needed) to quickly regenerate cells and remove toxins.

"It gets down to the problem," he added.

Watson, being very un-bulldog-like, didn't run from the laser, either.

'LOTT' OF PAIN AND PRIDE

A reporter told Watson he's reminiscent of NFL great Ronnie Lott in terms of being willing to play through pain. Imagine, Watson had a story for that, too. "Ronnie Lott is one of my favorite people. He came and spoke to us one day. He was telling us how his finger got crushed in the helmet. He was like, 'Just wrap it up.'"

Most of Lott ended up playing.

"He lost his finger, but he's like, 'I got rings,'" Watson said, smiling. "I love those stories. That's tight."

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