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NFL matchups: Week 8

Published: Saturday, Oct. 29 2011 7:11 p.m. MDT

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady looks towards teammates during a football practice Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2011, in Foxborough, Mass. The Patriots are scheduled to play the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday, Oct. 30, 2011, in Pittsburgh.

Associated Press

Patriots at Steelers 2:15 p.m., CBS

PITTSBURGH — In a world in which the Colts lose by 55 points, the Jaguars can beat the Ravens without scoring a touchdown and games are becoming so boring that they have become upstaged by the postgame handshakes, it is heartening to know that we can still count on the Steelers' defense. Unfortunately, we cannot still count on the Steelers' defense.

The Steelers have intercepted two passes, an amazingly low figure when you run down some of the quarterbacks they have faced: Tarvaris Jackson, Blaine Gabbert, Kevin Kolb, Kerry Collins, Curtis Painter. Ten of Pittsburgh's 17 sacks came against Gabbert and Jackson, the standard-bearers in that cavalcade of regret. Although Warren Sapp's "old and slow" estimation of Pittsburgh's defense after Week 1 was premature and slightly exaggerated, the Steel Curtain now has a higher-than-advertised aluminum content.

The Steelers compensate for their declining defense with one of the best passing offenses in the league: They rank fifth in net passing yards a game and eighth in yards an attempt. And though New England's offense is better than Pittsburgh's, its defense is far worse, allowing a league-high 423 yards a game. So get ready for a back-and-forth, high-scoring offensive battle. After last week's games, you deserve it.

COWBOYS (3-3) at EAGLES (2-4) 6:20 p.m.

Asante Samuel said last week that the Eagles' front office was "playing fantasy football." What gave it away? When it showed up at the start of free agency with a container of buffalo dip and a magazine tucked under its arm? When Andy Reid started leaking starting lineups over the Internet? Samuel was angry that the Eagles tried to trade him during their bye week. He should be thrilled that he did not end up with the Rams. Despite Samuel's complaints, these bitter rivals are experiencing renewed optimism, Philadelphia after a bye week, Dallas after facing the Rams. Jason Peters and Trent Cole returned to practice after the bye, getting the Eagles up to full strength so they can infuriate their fans with maximum potency.

LIONS (5-2) at BRONCOS (2-4) 2:05 p.m.

Any inexperienced passer can have a bottom-line game, but only Tim Tebow has the unique talents to produce the greatest, most bottom-worthy bottom-line game in history. Few quarterbacks have looked worse for 54 minutes, then gotten more support from diving catches, onside kicks or opponent incompetence, causing as much cognitive dissonance among those who automatically interpret victory with quarterbacking achievement. To top last Sunday's 18-15 overtime effort for Denver, Tebow must take the snap and simply roll the ball to Detroit defenders this week, then wait for a meteor shower to force the Lions to evacuate their bench and forfeit the game. With Tebow, anything is possible (except possibly three consecutive accurate passes), and after their actions in the past two weeks, the Lions may have it coming.

REDSKINS (3-3) at BILLS (4-2) 2:05 p.m.

A radio station in Ontario held a ticket giveaway in which six contestants had to dig through a kiddie pool filled with buffalo manure to find a canister containing tickets to this game at Rogers Centre in Toronto. ("Best seats in the hoose," the radio host claimed.) The exact amount of humiliation a person will endure for the opportunity to watch John Beck hand off to Roy Helu has finally been scientifically ascertained, and it sheds horrifying light upon human nature.

CARDINALS (1-5) at RAVENS (4-2) 11 a.m.

Baltimore is experiencing one of its periodic offensive brownouts, when the bombs stop falling and Joe Flacco demonstrates his inability to complete passes that do not travel across multiple congressional districts. All involved in the offense are lining up to take the blame, almost as if they had done this before. These slumps typically end when the Ravens face a defense that allowed 30 points a game over the past three games, or a turnover-prone, injury-plagued offense with pass-protection issues. Arizona meets both criteria.

VIKINGS (1-6) at PANTHERS (2-5) 11 a.m.

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