Afterthoughts

 Did KFC have any inkling that its new Double Down sandwich — bacon and cheese between two slices of fried chicken — might be made fun of? I guess cardiac jokes are the price of doing business.

 I'm feeling frisky today, so what say we take on two corporate giants and suggest that the Double Down is the Toyota minivan of sandwiches.

 And how about that volcano in Iceland? That thing is blowing more smoke than a thousand tea party rallies.

 Here's my conspiracy theory — it wasn't a volcano. Iceland has the bomb. Here's their message: "Now that we have your attention ... "