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BloodRayne
A few days ago I made a list of stuff I was looking forward to doing in 2006. "BloodRayne," I'm embarrassed to say, didn't make the cut, but it has managed to give me a few things I didn't know I wanted.
One was a trip to the only theater in Boston where this intermittently interesting vampire-slayer adventure is playing. The other is a celebrity death match between Kristanna Loken and the increasingly shameless Ben Kingsley.
Yes, stop the presses! "Lad-mag princess squares off against Sir Ben." Seeing a fit former model and an Oscar-winning thespian stab the dickens out of each other won't change your life, but one does appreciate the convergence of two disparate universes for a cause I think we can all relate to: Getting paid is fun!
The willowy Loken has been hired to play Rayne. She's half-human, half-vampire, and totally miffed that Kagan, Kingsley's ultravampire, has killed her mom. Revenge is in order, and Rayne spends the movie fighting her way from one crypto-medieval set to the next to get to Kagan's castle, where Kingsley sits on a throne and mechanically performs dark-lordliness like a coin-operated Dracula.
"BloodRayne" has what passes for humor and a cast that passes for interesting. The opening credits, in fact, are the film's funniest sequence: Michael Madsen! Meat Loaf! Udo Kier! Geraldine Chaplin? The rear, meanwhile, is brought up by Kingsley in the pivotal "and" position; Billy Zane in the "special appearance by" slot; and Michelle Rodriguez, who plays her crucial "with" designation something fierce. (She's clearly using the part to get in some much-needed fake-British-accent practice.)
This film might be the first of its kind: something to bring Maxim subscribers, video gamers, and loyal Logo viewers together.
"BloodRayne" is rated R for strong bloody violence, some sexuality and nudity. Running time: 94 minutes.
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Cast: Kristanna Loken, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley
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