From Deseret News archives:
Teen Witch
Film review
"Teen Witch" is a witchcraft version of "Teen Wolf" that has young Robyn Lively finding she has supernatural powers when she reaches age 16, so naturally she uses them to get even with fellow students and teachers who have offended her.
An uneasy combination of "Carrie" and "Burn, Witch, Burn!" with a comic twist, "Teen Witch" has Lively discovering her lot in life through a visit to fellow witch Zelda Rubinstein (the psychic from the "Poltergeist" movies), who explains that reincarnation is what makes the two of them special.
But "Teen Witch" is nothing special, and in fact it's surprisingly shoddy, with a very bland script and indifferent direction, only adequate performances from most of the cast and very choppy editing that cuts either too quickly or too slowly from scene to scene.
There are some familiar faces for TV buffs, including Marcia Wallace (Bob Newhart's receptionist on the old "Bob Newhart Show"), as a supportive teacher; standup comedian Shelley Berman as a nasty teacher; and, in a specific in-joke, Dick Sargent as Lively's father. Sargent, of course, played the husband of Elizabeth Montgomery on "Bewitched." (The filmmakers missed a bet by not naming Lively's character Tabitha.)
The two most notable things about "Teen Witch": The film's one big laugh, when Lively's mother throws a voodoo doll of Berman into the washer and Berman finds himself feeling compelled to walk through a car wash; the fact that Sargent's eye liner is heaver than Rubinstein's.
The rest of the film is predictable and dumb, as Lively uses her powers to get the most popular boy in school to like her, to wreak havoc upon the cheerleaders who have abused her in the past, to get revenge on teacher Berman, to make ready cash and eventually it's brought to her attention by her former best friend that her new-found popularity has also made her a jerk.
This is "Pretty in Pink" on a broomstick.
Unfortunately what the film lacks is any real sense of humor, timing or character development, making for a muddled mess filled with rock music videos and a slight story spliced around them.
"Teen Witch" is rated PG-13 for violence, profanity and sex.
Recent comments
RICHIE is the reason this movie is so amazing. everything about this...
Anonymous | Oct. 14, 2008 at 7:22 p.m.
I TOTALLY LOVE THIS MOVIE BUT I CANT FIND THE SOUNDTRACK
ANYWHERE...
emily | Feb. 23, 2007 at 12:50 p.m.
Why do i give it 4-stars? For exactly the reason the
reviewer...
Kristin | Dec. 24, 2005 at 12:16 p.m.
Cast: Robyn Lively, Zelda Rubinstein, Shelley Berman.
Find a Movie Theater
- Obama: Troop drawdown gradual 9:29 a.m.
- Exports up 6th straight month 9:24 a.m.
- Austria passes gay civil unions bill 9:18 a.m.
- EU seeks united front on climate 9:16 a.m.
- Nobel returned to Iranian laureate 8:46 a.m.
- Stocks rise on trade deficit, jobs data 8:45 a.m.
- Gay-friendly curriculum phased out 8:43 a.m.
- Spanish gov't to change abortion bill 8:41 a.m.
- IOC OKs cycling, tennis changes 8:28 a.m.
- BCS = power conference monopoly 8:15 a.m.
- Crash landing next to I-15
- Palin signs books, chats with fans
- Psychologist: Mitchell schizophrenic
- Panel passes BCS playoff bill
- Hot Rod behind mic for Lakers
- Max Hall wants to look ahead
- Nude bathers cited for lewdness
- Cougars use depth to beat ASU
- Non-BCS schools not given fair shot
- Jazz go up against 'the best'
- Letters: Global warming a lie
233 - TCU to play Boise in Fiesta Bowl
206 - BYU football: Bronco weighs in on Hall
185 - Cougars going back to Vegas
150 - Utah/BYU rivalry can be more civil
147 - Andersen apologizes for Jordan hoax
138 - Max Hall wants to look ahead
120 - Palin signs books, chats with fans
114 - Revive full food tax?
100 - Panel passes BCS playoff bill
97
The BCS is the ultimate pyramid scheme
I'm off grid completely and during most of the year we are producing way more...
Nice article, and yet I suspect the position of the DNews and many of its...
Here in Utah negative comments about Obama are heard everywhere. This shows...
I haven't checked yet, but I bet the Jazz had more turnovers than points in...
Playing the devil's advocate, Who cares if Al Gore and the environmental...
The sheriffs deputies decided to engage in a little voyeurism. As others...
I appreciate that there are some bitter people who cry out "what has he done...
Rachel Vigil did NOT commit suicide! Her accident was just that, an accident....
SO4 | 12:20 a.m. We can't have families dependent on Government programs...



