From Deseret News archives:
Andy Warhol exhibit recalls impostor's trip to U.
We dropped Warhol and company at a hotel and I returned to campus. By 8 p.m. the ranks of folding chairs in the university's Union Building Ballroom were filled. Warhol and an assistant, a man wearing silver shoes with turned-up toes, were fiddling with a movie projector. I sat nearby.
My wife-to-be a fellow student named Cory Wilcox arrived with her mother, and they made their way through the crowd. Cory and I weren't dating yet, but I admired her, and I kept my eyes on them as they crossed the room. Suddenly the sound system and projector died, just as I saw Cory trip across the power cord. Minutes of confusion and exclamations followed until the problem was solved and the plug back in.
Warhol showed some excruciating snippets of one or two of his movies black and white images, grainy film jerking, faces sliding across the screen, streaks and bright splotches, horrible sound quality. The Q-and-A that followed was as bad. Warhol gave brief, pointless answers.
The food was delicious, but the conversation was distasteful, even hostile. A professor questioned Warhol closely as he was trying to dine. One question concerned the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. Where in that edifice was a certain famous work of Warhol's? Wasn't it on the (say) eighth floor in a nook between this work and that work?
Warhol agreed that it was.
"Ha! The museum only has (not as many as the question indicated) floors!"
Warhol jumped from his chair and stalked out. Affronted on behalf of our idol, disgusted with these faculty dinosaurs who could not appreciate a modern master, we sycophants jumped up and followed him.
We careened through the night in someone's car, picking up friends as we went, and ended up at a party on the west side of town. I seem to remember it was near Capitol Hill. The house was almost devoid of furnishings. A portable record player on the floor hammered away and we partied '60s-style. (Never mind the details.)
Recent comments
I was there...pretty obvious this was`nt Warhol. But, the "Chrony"...
Wazzoo | Jan. 3, 2008 at 3:50 p.m.
If ever passing through Pittsburgh, definitely go see the Andy Warhol...
CincyUte | Jan. 3, 2008 at 11:50 a.m.
Pretty funny story, Warhol fan or not.
Wallofvoodoo | Jan. 3, 2008 at 11:44 a.m.
Actor Allen Midgette, impersonating artist Andy Warhol, reads the Daily Utah Chronicle en route from Salt Lake International Airport to his hotel, during a speaking tour in 1967. Deseret Morning News reporter Joe Bauman, at the time a reporter for the U.'s Chronicle, took this photo secretly after being asked to not photograph the artist because he's shy.
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