From Deseret News archives:
Gorge your eyes on best of the worst
Dark and stormy night
It was a dark and stormy night, but Alicia was learning to her great distress that it's going to be that way when you spend the winter in Anchorage and forget to pay your power bill. Pam Williams
Science Fiction
The spaceship descended slowly, looking like a giant submarine sandwich except it was made of metal, not bread, and was actually more circular and not so much oblong, and most importantly, the green things inside were sentient alien beings capable of interstellar travel, instead of pickles. Mike Middleton
Horror
When the young count was suspended from school yet again for biting, Nosferatu's parents began to suspect there was something different about their boy. Sean Johnson
Her eyes were numinous, her voice mellifluous, her thighs voluminous, and her demeanor opprobrious indeed, she was the best bouncer the Talking Unicorn had ever had. David Alvin Edwards
Romance
John first saw the next "love of his life" when he exited the whole foods grocery store and knocked the overly ripe melons she was returning from her large shapely hands showering both of them with sweet warm fruit. MacKay Jones
His hot breath was on her knee; his questing tongue caressed her naked flesh and his excited panting rose to a frenzy of anticipation as Desiree reflected that she really ought to stop feeding the dog at the breakfast table. Ingrid Trausch, DVM
Romance Gone Really Wrong
Comments
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- Santa to visit Gateway museum 1:59 p.m.
- Utah court rules against coal plant 1:51 p.m.
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- Mr. Football 2009: Tuni Kanuch
- Harpring's NBA career is over
- Miller predicted Tiger's rough road
- 5A high school football All-State
- MVPs wrap up stellar prep careers
- Utah Jazz going green with unis
- 4A high school football: All-State
- Jazz: Miles, Kirilenko to play Friday
- Nutty Putty Cave to be sealed today
- The best box-set, greatest hit CDs
- Hall reprimanded by MWC
407 - Max Hall issues apology
393 - Hall's pain reflects self-betrayal
362 - Why is Y. ignoring spew of hatred?
289 - Utes won't respond to Hall
278 - BYU says Hall incident resolved
247 - Letters: Liberal because LDS
228 - 2 citations issued at Y.-U. game
188 - Aggies shoot past Cougars
178 - Hate not limited to 1 in-state rivalry
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Well it could have had a REAL finish. you know a 00 tie. Go GRIZZ

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