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Even more of ... 'The Best of the Worst'
It was a dark and stormy night (for it is in my imagination that our story takes place), perfect conditions for talking unicorns to meet casually under the flickering streetlights, sip from flagons of steaming mead, and gossip about the ones who weren't there. Pam Williams
ROAD RAGE INCIDENT POSSIBLY INVOLVING A TALKING UNICORN CATEGORY
In the aftermath of the accident, no one could be quite sure what a bear had been doing in the middle of the highway, why it seemed to have been gored through the forehead with a long pointy something, what it had been chasing, or why the driver hadn't seen it while he was coming down the road but these things happen. Chris Bleggi
NO TALKING UNICORNS IN THIS ONE CATEGORY
Her nails were thick and curved like bear claws, but that's probably just because she was a bear. Emma Daybell
HIGH ADVENTURE (OR NOT) CATEGORY
Destiny was calling him, but, after checking the caller ID, Dan decided not to answer because, frankly, she was beginning to get on his nerves. Heidi Gordon
This is it! she thought, steeling herself; though, as it turned out, it wasn't it after all. Heidi Gordon
The smell transported Jack back to the mountain peak at sunrise where, after five days of grueling terrain, bad food, the skunk incident, and no shower, he finally decided to change those lucky socks. April Day
SCIENCE FICTION CATEGORY
Tad couldn't help but notice how his true love's face looked more silvery gray than green in the moonlight reflecting off the spaceship, and he had to admit that maybe his mother was right about them being worlds apart. Penny Bowler
BEST SENTENCE CHANNELING JANE AUSTEN CATEGORY
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- Utah court rules against coal plant 1:51 p.m.
- TALF ratings opened to more agencies 1:41 p.m.
- Expert paid $500K for Mitchell report 1:38 p.m.
- NATO troops to bolster war 1:38 p.m.
- Health care blocked at Iraq camp? 1:24 p.m.
- Campaign mngr accused of theft 1:22 p.m.
- Obama: Plan to 'jump-start' hiring 1:06 p.m.
- Oil prices fall 1:05 p.m.
- Death penalty possible in slayings 12:59 p.m.
- CSU bans guns on campus 12:51 p.m.
- Mr. Football 2009: Tuni Kanuch
- Harpring's NBA career is over
- Miller predicted Tiger's rough road
- 5A high school football All-State
- MVPs wrap up stellar prep careers
- Utah Jazz going green with unis
- Jazz: Miles, Kirilenko to play Friday
- 4A high school football: All-State
- Nutty Putty Cave to be sealed today
- Hate not limited to 1 in-state rivalry
- Hall reprimanded by MWC
407 - Max Hall issues apology
393 - Hall's pain reflects self-betrayal
362 - Why is Y. ignoring spew of hatred?
289 - Utes won't respond to Hall
278 - BYU says Hall incident resolved
247 - Letters: Liberal because LDS
228 - 2 citations issued at Y.-U. game
188 - Aggies shoot past Cougars
177 - Hate not limited to 1 in-state rivalry
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