I shook hands with . . .

Published: Thursday, May 10 2007 12:09 a.m. MDT

Question: Ever shake the hand of someone who shook the hand of someone ... who shook FDR's hand?

Answer: U.S. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt no doubt shook hands with all the members of Congress at the time, governors of the states, military leaders, and prominent players in governments around the world, as well as thousands of ordinary citizens, say Edward Burger and Michael Starbird in "Coincidences, Chaos, and All That Math Jazz."

And all these people in turn shook hands with other politicians, activists, religious leaders, who shook hands with their families, neighbors, parishioners, coworkers. By now, essentially everyone has been indirectly touched by FDR.

Perhaps you'd rather estimate your "degree of handshake separation" from actor Kevin Bacon (or Marilyn Monroe or Elvis). Begin by thinking of the most famous person you've shaken hands with and follow the chain. Famous people in general either have shaken hands with each other or are within one shake of doing so. So it's likely it'll take only three jumps to get you to any famous person and another three to get you to just about anyone, though "it might take a few more shakes to reach a farmer who lives in a remote region in China."

Question: You pretty much know how your health was yesterday and probably for today. But what about tomorrow? How much might you be able to predict and how much might you want to?

Answer: A full-body CT scan (a sophisticated X-ray) can pick up early signs of cancer, heart disease, aneurysm, osteoporosis, kidney stones, gallstones and more, says Graham Lawton in "New Scientist." It might even turn up a real surprise, such as "situs inversus," a benign condition where your internal organs are the wrong way round — heart on the right, liver on the left, etc. — making you a scientific curiosity at 1 in every 8,500 people.

A host of other tests can tell your total body fat and bone density, cholesterol level and organ functions, as well as detect diseases from diabetes and gout to arthritis and cystitis. Some companies even sell home test kits to gauge women's "ovarian reserves," i.e., how many good quality eggs they have left. Genetic tests will increasingly be able to identify diseases likely to strike your later in life. The ultimate in medical crystal ball gazing has to be scientific prediction of when you will die, says Lawton. For this, Boston University has designed a questionnaire based on the latest gerontology, www.livingto100.com. "Take it if you dare."

Question: Tired of your kid's wild antics, you decide to nickname him "Frankenstein" after the classic monster of Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. "Dad, that would be a monstrous mistake," he responds. Why is he right?

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