From Deseret News archives:
Get ready for rhyme time
Come visit us here in old U T (you-tee)
And share in the wonderful B U T
There's a welcome prepared
You'll go home repaired!
Yes, we like to be nice, it's our D U T.
Doug Harris, Stockton-on-Tees, England
He won a big check
From host Alex Trebek.
He's the brainiac man among men.
Julie Humes, West Jordan
The mountains are wondrous for biking.
We have no ocean shore,
But we've children galore,
Who find gold arches more to their liking.
Delyse Bellon, West Jordan
And we honor that fabulous fellow.
Some do it by wearin'
The green of old Erin.
In Utah we do it with Jell-O.
Thelma Iker, Salt Lake City
To get down the state it's a dream.
But when you have time,
Try old "89,"
To really see Utah supreme!
Janet Hatfield, Riverton
Our terrain seems to run the whole gamut.
But I don't ever ski,
So the skiers tell me
That I'm taking our mountains for granite.
Janna Rogers, Lehi
Built a town there and called it Duchesne.
Though they seemed to be smart
And had plenty of heart,
At spelling, they're clearly insane (insegne?).
Mrs. Thais T. Williams, Sandy
Who fled from the task of his ownah.
"I can't eat a cricket;
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