Name of the game is laughter
Names that match occupations enliven our acquaintances
Dear Abby: When I saw the letter about Miss Hunger, the dietitian at Stout University, I had to write. My father was born in Menomonie, Wis., where Stout is located, and later taught there. He used to tell me about a law firm there called Ketchum and Cheatum. Also, he had a high school classmate named Iva Liver. Ann H., Columbus, Ohio
Dear Abby: Years ago, I interviewed an attorney who was supposed to handle an important matter for me. His name: Rex R. Case. (Needless to say, I did not hire him!) Linda, N.J.
Dear Abby: For many years the Internal Revenue supervisor in Oklahoma City was "I.M. Filer." Anonymous in Oklahoma
Dear Abby: My sister lives in Williamsville, N.Y. (near Buffalo), where there is a funeral home that seems nothing out of the ordinary, except for the name: Amigone Funeral Home. (Am I Gone.) True! Look them up they're in the phone book! Alaine in Jamestown, N.Y.
Dear Abby: Here in Anchorage, Alaska, we have a dentist named Dr. Phil Wright. Vern S., Anchorage
Dear Abby: I have two names for you. My daughter's pediatrician is Dr. LeFevere, and my former priest's was Father O'Pray. Stephanie in Bloomington, Minn.
Megan in Stratford, Conn.Dear Abby: A few years ago I needed minor surgery and went to the VA hospital in Palo Alto. The young female anesthetist was a novice named Mallet. Try as she might, she could not find a vein and when I took the "Mallet by the handle" and told her if she couldn't find a vein she should use a mallet, she didn't crack a smile. EARL C., Manteca, Calif.
Dear Abby: I once met a liquor salesman named Casey Sause. Pamela in Baton Rouge, La.
Dear Abby: I have diabetes and see a dietitian and a diabetes educator. Their last names are Short and Stout. I'm sure they never hear the end of it. Nancy in Noblesville, Ind.
Dear Abby: Linda Toots taught flute at Tanglewood! Peggy B., Chicago
Dear Abby: There's a nudist colony in northern New Jersey that is owned by a Dr. Lust. Adrian in Princetown, N.J.
Dear Abby: Years ago, here in Fort Worth, Texas, we had a doctor named Dr. Rumph. His specialty? Proctology, of course! Had to Laugh in Fort Worth
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