From Deseret News archives:
What politicians are saying, and what they mean
As a public service to readers, we hereby provide the 2006 installment of what politicos are saying and what they really mean:
"After careful analysis, I have determined that Gov. Huntsman's dual option tax proposal holds tremendous benefit to the state." (The Guv wined and dined me at the governor's mansion, stroked my ego, asked how the kids are doing, and told me I was important.)
"I remain unpersuaded that Gov. Huntsman's dual option tax proposal is proper reform." (I want another lunch at the Governor's Mansion and more stroking.)
"I wanted to retire from public life, but because so many constituents begged me to stay, I am willing to make the sacrifice and run again." (I really enjoy the perks of the office, and I need the insurance.)
"I will never raise taxes!" (But I never said anything about revenue enhancements, income bracketing and fee adjustments.)
"I am steadfast in my defense of family values and the Constitution." (I don't want to discuss any of the hard issues.)
"I am here at your doorstep to listen to your concerns firsthand." (You don't want me bothering you, and I certainly don't want to be here, so let's make this painless: Take the brochure and don't ask any questions.)
"I am not beholden to special interest groups!" (Taking their money, free lunches, Jazz tickets and golf games isn't "beholden.")
"The pressing demands of elected office limit my participation in debates." (I'm ahead, so why give my opponent a forum?)
"I don't care how you vote, as long as you vote." (Please be impressed with my statesman-like posturing, no matter how insincere.)
"I'm looking forward to an invigorating campaign!" (I have to face another election!? Can't they just give it to me this time?)
"As a member of the minority party, I'm committed to diversity and political balance." (I can't get any bills passed, so what else can I say?)
Comments
- Jazz missing 4 to injuries 12:55 a.m.
- Pitta doesn't win award 12:47 a.m.
- Jazz manage a magical win 12:43 a.m.
- Speed skating tuneup Friday 12:41 a.m.
- BYU football: NCAA awards 12:30 a.m.
- Magic unable to continue road act 12:26 a.m.
- Fans should worry about lousy teams 12:24 a.m.
- U.S.-born Hispanics see gains 12:23 a.m.
- Editorial: Extremism spike alarming 12:23 a.m.
- No need for more stimulus 12:22 a.m.
- Nude bathers cited for lewdness
- Few details on missing W.V. mom
- Defense witness goes on offensive
- BCS = power conference monopoly
- Jazz fall apart late at L.A.
- Unga might enter NFL draft
- 5 officers lose their certification
- Y.'s Emery bruised, but rarely beaten
- Crash landing next to I-15
- Palin signs books, chats with fans
- Letters: Global warming a lie
256 - TCU to play Boise in Fiesta Bowl
206 - BYU football: Bronco weighs in on Hall
193 - Palin signs books, chats with fans
165 - Utah/BYU rivalry can be more civil
150 - Cougars going back to Vegas
150 - Andersen apologizes for Jordan hoax
142 - Max Hall wants to look ahead
124 - Nude bathers cited for lewdness
123 - Jazz fall apart late at L.A.
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Love him or hate him, Utah Sen. Orrin Hatch knows how to get attention.
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