Line up for Kirilenko

Published: Monday, March 6 2006 12:00 a.m. MST

Giddy-up, ladies! The word is out Andrei Kirilenko is available for breeding. Line up at the stables. Some filly's dream is about to come true. Yummy. But whoa, little nellies! He's only available once a year. So keep your ears perked for when that time comes around, perhaps on a special occasion like a birthday, wedding anniversary, celebrating the birth of a child, or the renewal of vows.

Masha Lopatova really is the coolest wife ever. Nothing says "I adore, respect and love you" more than "go have sex with another woman."

Karin Mecham

American Fork

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