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Some tips on how to pick a president

Published: Saturday, Aug. 14, 2004 5:58 p.m. MDT
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20. The United Nations already has its hands full running France and Germany; we don't want it running the United States as well.

21. Cheney is good for a lot more jokes on the late-night talk shows than Edwards ever would be.

22. The youth of America shouldn't grow up believing that guy from "The Munsters" is their president.

23. Bush gave tax cuts to all Americans. Kerry only marries the rich.

24. The Cheney snarl will scare a lot more terrorists than the Kerry-Edwards hair.

25. Members of the EPA contingent from Utah need to keep their jobs.

26. Teresa Heinz Kerry.


Republican LaVarr Webb was policy deputy to Gov. Mike Leavitt and Deseret News managing editor. He now is a political consultant and lobbyist. E-mail: lwebb@exoro.com. Democrat Frank Pignanelli is a Salt Lake attorney, lobbyist and political adviser. A recent candidate for Salt Lake mayor, Pignanelli served 10 years in the Utah House of Representatives, six years as House minority leader. E-mail: frankp@xmission.com

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