Today on TV

North Shore (7 p.m., Ch. 13): The new concierge is an ex-con.

AFI Salute to Meryl Streep (7 p.m., USA): In ceremonies taped June 10, Streep receives the American Film Institute's Lifetime Achievement Award.

Everybody Loves Raymond (8 p.m., Ch. 2): Robert and Ray argue over who will take their mother in, assuming she outlives their father. (Repeat)

History Detectives (8 p.m., Ch. 7): In the second-season opener, detectives investigate the events surrounding a Confederate submarine and a Oglala chief.

The Casino (8 p.m., Ch. 13): A high-roller gets out of hand; newlyweds get an indecent proposal.

Two and a Half Men (8:30 p.m., Ch. 2): Jenna Elfman guest stars in the first of a two-parter as an odd woman Charlie and Alan take in. (Repeat)

CSI: Miami (9 p.m., Ch. 2): A porn star is murdered. (Repeat)

Who Wants to Marry My Dad? (9:05 p.m., Ch. 5): A new season of this annoying "reality" show begins as a guy's three grown daughters try to find him a new wife. On TV. With the help of a lie detector. And a spy — his sister-in-law, posing as a potential wife. Gee, where did they get that idea . . . maybe from "The Bachelor"!?!