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Plan B

Eight University of Utah baseball players have been charged with felony mischief for allegedly spraying red paint on the block Y in Provo.

In a side note, BYU has won 13 straight games over the Utes.

You know the saying: If at first you don't succeed . . . vandalize.

Just cause

Farmington attorney Eric Stephenson is suing CBS owner Viacom in small claims court for false advertising.

The impetus: Janet Jackson's Super Bowl moment.

Remember Janet and the "wardrobe malfunction"?

Of course you do.

Apparently so does Stephenson, who contends pre-bowl publicity indicated the halftime show would be family-friendly. Instead, Jackson briefly bared her breast.

As long as we're suing for false advertising, why not sue the NFL?

How often does the Super Bowl game live up to billing?

Don't fence 'em in

Sports Illustrated's state-by-state anniversary poll recently listed former Ute coach Rick Majerus as the No. 1 enemy of New Mexico. He was Wyoming's "Enemy of State" as well.

My mistake.

All along I thought their No. 1 enemy was neckties.

Multiple choice

Transsexuals have been cleared to play in the Athens Olympics.

The only criteria: They must have their gender legally recognized and have gone through a two-year period of hormone therapy.

Fine. But I'm still unclear on one point: Does this mean Dennis Rodman plays on the men's or women's Dream Team?

Not-so-happy meal

I'm not saying Jazz owner Larry H. Miller couldn't have yelled at a restaurant waitress who refused him a meal discount.

I'm not saying it couldn't have embarrassed her.

All I'm wondering is whether she would have sued if a $10-an-hour maintenance worker had yelled at her.

Dream pairing