From Deseret News archives:
Snakes Alive!
"You'll be all right," Mom said, trying to comfort me. "Just watch where you're playing, and don't reach into any holes in the ground or underneath rocks."
"No way!" I answered as we drove up to the house.
I got out of the car with my hands in my pockets and, watching every step I took, walked up the gravel driveway, staying close to my parents. My grandma met us at the front door and gave me a big hug and kiss. "Your grandpa's out back chopping wood," she said. "Why don't you go surprise him?"
"Well... er... a... I can wait until he's finished," I said nervously, not wanting to leave the safety of my parents' sides.
Noticing my uneasiness, Grandma asked, "What's wrong, Patrick? Don't you want to meet your grandpa?"
"Oh, he's afraid of snakes," Mom replied.
"Well, don't worry about any snakes in our yard," Grandma said. "Our old dog, Tiger, keeps them away. Furthermore, I haven't seen a snake around here in years."
"Don't be a fraidy-cat," Dad said, somewhat displeased with me. "Go meet your grandpa."
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"Hi, Grandpa," I replied, still watching for snakes.
"Come here and give me a hug!" he exclaimed, putting down his ax and holding his arms outstretched.
As I started toward him, I suddenly saw two poisonous snakes on the logs he'd piled in back of him. I froze in my tracks. I immediately remembered Grandma saying their dog kept snakes away, so I looked back at the house and started yelling, "Lion! Lion!" pointing at the snakes behind Grandpa.
Grandpa grabbed his ax and, holding it firmly, swung around expecting a confrontation with a mountain lion.
I spun on my heels and ran toward the front of the house still screaming for Lion to come get rid of the snakes.
My dad came running out of the house, the dog right beside him, and yelled, "Where? Where is he?"










