Today on TV

Published: Friday, Feb. 27 2004 12:00 a.m. MST

  • Joan of Arcadia (7 p.m., Ch. 2): God tells Joan to join a band.

  • George Lopez (7 p.m., Ch. 4): Paris Hilton guest stars as Max's tutor — like she's smart enough for that.

  • Married to the Kellys (7:30 p.m., Ch. 4): Susan plays matchmaker for Tom's friend.

  • JAG (8 p.m., Ch. 2): Mac defends a retired Marine who's accused of wearing medals he didn't earn.

  • Hope & Faith (8 p.m., Ch. 4): Hope and Faith have to pretend to date two dopes in order to get Charlie's car repaired.

  • NBA basketball (8 p.m., Ch. 14): Utah Jazz at Sacramento Kings

  • Grounded for Life (8 p.m., Ch. 30): Sean and Eddie make an unsettling discovery when they visit their mother's grave.

  • Life with Bonnie (8:30 p.m., Ch. 4): Bonnie shoots a commercial with an exceptionally difficult director.

  • Super Millionaire (9 p.m., Ch. 4): This six-episode run ends. The big question is — will ABC try to run the franchise into the ground again?

  • Third Watch (9 p.m., Ch. 5): Susan Dey guest stars as a psychiatrist who's called in after the firehouse shooting.