Enquiring minds want to unravel mysteries

Will Olene Walker run for governor? Webb: No. She'll keep everyone guessing but ultimately won't do it. Pignanelli: No. This is unfortunate because Gov. Walker is the first Democratic governor in 19 years.

Will Nordstrom stay in the "new and improved" LDS-Church-owned Crossroads Mall? Webb: Yes. An offer will come forth that can't be refused. Pignanelli: No. An offer may come, but the lack of confidence in retail shopping on Main Street will prevent a deal.

Which politician has the best hair? Webb & Pignanelli: We're serious commentators and we'd never consider responding to such an inane, TV-anchorperson sort of question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Webb: Social Security. You don't get it? You'll get it when you're 65. Pignanelli: For a seven-figure salary with Halliburton Corp. and a chance to overcharge the United States government millions of dollars with little or no ramifications.

Which candidate will raise the biggest war chest? Webb: Tie between Jon Huntsman Jr. and Fred Lampropoulos, mostly from personal sources. Pignanelli: Jon Huntsman Jr., but not because of personal resources. There are thousands of Utahns, Americans and citizens of other countries who have benefited from the Huntsman family businesses and charitable activities. Many will be providing campaign contributions.

Who will win the Democratic presidential primary in Utah? Webb: Howard Dean. In typical self-destructive fashion, Democratic primary voters in Utah will select the most liberal candidate. Pignanelli: Howard Dean has the best campaign effort in Utah and should win the primary. Joe Lieberman could make a strong second-place finish.

Will the state's economy rebound? Webb: Absolutely. George Bush inherited Bill Clinton's recession and has defeated it. Pignanelli: Yes. Notwithstanding the George Bush deficit that has nearly killed growth, the efficient work force in Utah, along with the sacrifices of small businesses, has persevered to force a rebound this year. Of course, the millions of dollars candidates will pump in the local economy through advertising in media, hundreds of paid staff and consultants, office supplies and last-minute pizza runs will spur growth.