Sometimes, when I hear about "disparities" and "inequities," I think of a disparity that applied directly to me — the disparity in basketball ability between myself and Michael Jordan.

When I was in school, I was so awful in basketball that the class coach wouldn't even let me try out for softball, at which I was actually pretty good.

I was more than 40 years old before I ever got the ball through the basket. It wasn't during a game. The basket was in my brother's backyard and I was just shooting — unopposed — from practically right under the basket. The only pressure on me was that my little nephew was watching.

After making that one basket, I never took a basketball in my hands again. I retired at my peak.

Think about it: Jordan made millions of dollars because of having a talent that was totally denied to me. Through no fault of my own, I had to spend years studying economics in order to make a living.

Economics is not nearly as much fun as basketball and doesn't pay nearly as much money either. We are talking inequity big time.

Most discussions of "disparities" and "inequities" are a prelude to coming up with some "solution" that the government can impose, winning politicians some votes in the process. How could the disparity between Jordan and me be solved?

We could change the rules of basketball, in order to try to equalize the outcomes. Jordan could be required to make all his 2-point shots from beyond the 3-point line, with five players opposing him and no one on his side. A 3-point shot could require him to stand under the basket on the opposite side of the court and shoot from there.

Meanwhile, I could make 2-point shots from a spot half the distance from the foul line to the basket, and of course without any other players on the court to distract me. Any shots I might make from back at the foul line would count as 3-pointers.

Even under these conditions, you would be better off betting your money on Jordan. But, conceivably at least, we might change the rules some more to make the results come out less lopsided, in order to create "social justice."

The problem with trying to equalize is that you can usually only equalize downward. If the government were to spend some of its stimulus money trying to raise my basketball ability level to that of Jordan, it would be an even bigger waste of money than most of the other things that Washington does.

So the only way to try to equalize that has any chance at all would be to try to bring Jordan down to my level, whether by drastic rule changes or by making him play with one hand tied behind his back, or whatever.