My cousin Vinny is available
Brad Rock
What, was Bill Nye the Science Guy unavailable?
The Bulls hired a man with the same coaching experience as my outdoor grill.
That's what you call thinking outside the box. In fact, thinking outside the solar system.
Truthfully, there's a lot to like about Del Negro. How can you dislike a guy named Vinny? No showy nickname like "Killer" or "Dead-eye." Just Vinny. Like your cousin.
Besides, the man seems humble. Rather than getting defensive, or blathering about his qualifications, he acknowledged public doubts by saying at his introductory press conference, "I think that's fair. I haven't coached before." It's hard to find guys who admit they're a risk.
Even Pete Chilcutt probably thought he was a bargain when he played for the Jazz.
At the same time, you have to ask: Couldn't the Bulls find anyone with a coaching resume? Instead, they chose the assistant G.M. for the Suns, which is strange considering he wasn't among the four finalists in their own coaching search.
The Bulls are a team with an estimated value of $500 million. How many $500 million companies would hire a CEO based almost solely on personality and potential?
In that light, I've concluded my career prospects are soaring. I might, for instance, become an "American Idol" star. Never mind I've never sung anywhere except the shower. Maybe I should try for president of General Motors, because I kind of like cars and drive them a lot. Or speaker of the House. After all, I watch C-SPAN.
Occasionally.
People apply all the time for jobs they have no hope of getting. It's reminiscent of the "Seinfeld" episode where George Costanza is job hunting.
George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that — that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be, like, an announcer. Like a color man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
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