Games have gotten way too LOUD!!
Doug Robinson
For years, he owned season tickets to Utah Jazz games, but he finally gave them up. Not because of the team's failure to win a championship; not because of the expense; not because he's too busy. He gave them up because, well, let him tell you.
"I could not take the constant, unyielding, unbending flow of noise during the game," he says.
It's crazy. You go to a ball game and an over-caffeinated circus breaks out. You're bombarded with sirens, smoke, fireworks, revved-up motorcycles, exhaust, rock 'n' rap music, showgirls, fan contests, promotional giveaways, cavorting mascots, advertising, silly skits on the JumboTron, and loud, obnoxious P.A. announcers who apparently get paid per word.
It's not just Jazz games — it's the same in all professional and collegiate sports arenas everywhere.
It's no longer a ball game; it's a Salute to Noise and Pollution, brought to you by Miracle Ear.
Fans can actually feel the heat from the flames as they shoot out of the scoreboard. San Antonio coach Gregg Popovich says it's only a matter of time until someone gets hurt. Cleveland's Ben Wallace said pre-game pyrotechnics in Boston, which leave a fog over the court for most of the first quarter, worsened allergies that benched him for most of Game 2 of the playoffs, causing team officials to keep him in the locker room prior to Game 3. Game 1 of the Spurs-Hornets series was delayed 19 minutes to clean up the mess after firefighters were forced to use a foam spray to extinguish a fire used for a mascot routine.
NBA commissioner David Stern recently called the explosions and the assault of noise "ridiculous." He will urge team owners to do something about it during the off-season.
Hear, hear — well, you probably can't if you've attended a game, where noise levels reach into the 100-decibel level and higher. Anything above 85 can cause permanent hearing damage.
What happened to the days when you could go to a basketball, football or baseball game and actually talk to the person sitting next to you?
"During the time-outs, you can't turn to your wife or friends and have a conversation about the game," says Yengich. "I really grew to hate that. ... It's the same thing at Bees games. Instead of saying to your neighbor, 'Look how the outfielders are shading the hitter; they must be playing him to pull,' you have to say 'LOOK HOW THE OUTFIELDERS ARE SHADING THE HITTER!!! THEY MUST BE PLAYING THE PULL!!!"'
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