Whatever happened to telephone etiquette?

Published: Tuesday, May 6, 2008 12:19 a.m. MDT
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Dear Heloise: Thank you so much for your wonderful hints. I have enjoyed them for years. Also, thank you for letting us vent. I work in a small bookstore, and is there anything called telephone etiquette anymore? To give you a few examples:

Do not chomp on your gum and blow bubbles while on the phone, as it is very loud and we cannot understand you.

If you have the hiccups, please call back, as we are open from 9 to 9, and again, we cannot understand you.

If you are at work, please call when you are on your break, as three- or four-way conversations are hard to figure out. Are you talking to me or to someone in your office?

Do not put me on hold, as I more than likely have customers in the store waiting for me to get off the phone so I can help them.

Please do not have your dog on your lap. If you let your dog bark into the phone, it is painfully loud for us.

And one for the in-store customers: Please come in and get your book before dental surgery. Do you think we can understand you with a numb mouth? —A Reader, via e-mail

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Dear Reader: I, too, sometimes wonder if plain ol' phone courtesy has gone into the black hole! Good points for us all to remember.—Heloise

Dear Heloise: Whenever I get a bill for a subscription renewal, I check prices on the Internet. If I find a better price, I call the magazine's customer-service line and ask the magazine to match the price. So far, they've all said yes! —Kelley Sanderson, Chipeta Park, Colo.


Send a money-saving or timesaving hint to Heloise, P.O. Box 795000, San Antonio, TX 78279-5000, or you can fax it to 210-435-6473 or e-mail it to Heloise@Heloise.com. I can't answer your letter personally but will use the best hints received in my column. © King Features Syndicate Inc.

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