From Deseret News archives:
Rhyme and reason: Here are the winners of our 2nd annual limericks contest
Those seem to be the things that stand out about the 21st century, as we are less than a decade into it at least as far as making fun of it is concerned.
Those were major themes in our second annual St. Patrick's Day Limerick Contest, which asked for limericks on "Life in the 21st Century." Our readers seemed to take great joy in poking fun at the twists and turns the century has offered so far.
We received lots and lots of entries from all over the state, and even some from out of state. Picking winners was tough. But our judges were impressed by both the ideas and the clever spin our finalists put on things.
Limericks are an old form of poetry. Some historians trace them back to nursery rhymes of the Middle Ages; others say they became popular with soldiers returning to the Irish town of Limerick from France in the 1700s. Shakespeare used them in his works. They received a boost of popularity from Edward Lear in his 1846 "Book of Nonsense."
So, it was fun to see how the old, lilting rhyme can still work with modern times and subjects.
Our thanks to all who participated. We hope you enjoy these limericks, too.
1ST PLACE
My computer just went on the blink
And my printer it ran out of ink,
With my pencil in hand
I'll write Limericks Grand
But to do that, I still have to think.
Glen Sherwood, Riverton
2ND PLACE
Joe picked fruit on a ladder quite tall.
He said, "Ring 911 if I fall."
His granddaughter, Jill,
Said, "Grandpa, I will,
If you'll tell me the number to call."
Gay Mitchell, Salt Lake City
3RD PLACE
There once was a girl name Jo
She wanted to find a new beau.
Her true love she met
While surfing the net
Comments
- Oil settles above $78 3:50 p.m.
- Woods settles his lawsuit 3:47 p.m.
- Charles Gibson to retire 3:46 p.m.
- Bishop Burton: These are good times 3:38 p.m.
- Holiday television program listings 3:30 p.m.
- Obama aunt anguished by separation 3:16 p.m.
- Police release holiday safety video 3:15 p.m.
- GM CEO Henderson resigns 3:15 p.m.
- Stocks climb after econ reports 3:14 p.m.
- Sweet treats 3:10 p.m.
- 2 citations issued at Y.-U. game
- BYU says Hall incident resolved
- Max Hall: a fixture in rivalry lore
- Mitchell called intelligent, controlling
- Hall reprimanded by MWC
- 'Grandfamilies' a growing trend
- Utes won't respond to Hall
- Daughter: Mitchell fed me my pet
- Hall's pain reflects self-betrayal
- MWC '09 season in review
- Hall mouths off about hate of Utah
900 - Cougars beat Utes in overtime
482 - Hall reprimanded by MWC
399 - Max Hall issues apology
386 - Hall's pain reflects self-betrayal
338 - Utes won't respond to Hall
271 - BYU says Hall incident resolved
205 - 2 citations issued at Y.-U. game
142 - BYU is champion of the state
141 - Man trapped in Nutty Putty cave dies
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