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Dark and stormy night
It was a dark and stormy night, but Alicia was learning to her great distress that it's going to be that way when you spend the winter in Anchorage and forget to pay your power bill. Pam Williams
Science Fiction
The spaceship descended slowly, looking like a giant submarine sandwich except it was made of metal, not bread, and was actually more circular and not so much oblong, and most importantly, the green things inside were sentient alien beings capable of interstellar travel, instead of pickles. Mike Middleton
Horror
When the young count was suspended from school yet again for biting, Nosferatu's parents began to suspect there was something different about their boy. Sean Johnson
Talking Unicorn
Her eyes were numinous, her voice mellifluous, her thighs voluminous, and her demeanor opprobrious indeed, she was the best bouncer the Talking Unicorn had ever had. David Alvin Edwards
Romance
John first saw the next "love of his life" when he exited the whole foods grocery store and knocked the overly ripe melons she was returning from her large shapely hands showering both of them with sweet warm fruit. MacKay Jones
His hot breath was on her knee; his questing tongue caressed her naked flesh and his excited panting rose to a frenzy of anticipation as Desiree reflected that she really ought to stop feeding the dog at the breakfast table. Ingrid Trausch, DVM
Romance Gone Really Wrong
She stood mesmerized as the figure emerged from the shadow and she could clearly see a tall, manly form, glistening black hair, penetrating dark eyes, a half-smile on soft, kissable lips, brawny shoulders narrowing toward a slim waist, and the firm muscled legs ending in cloven feet. Nora Sampson
Comments
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- Harpring unsure about his future
- U. quarterback set to take his place
- Lack of Obama photos concerning
- Y. gets verbal from cornerback
- Palin resigning as governor
- Millsap's potential suitor list smaller
- Utah to host $1.9B NSA spy center
- Pratt and patriotic betrayal
- Independence Day activities
- Price hopes to remain in Utah
- Boozer not opting out of contract
180 - Letters: Stop anti-Obama letters
109 - Palin resigning as governor
95 - Lack of Obama photos concerning
94 - Korver stays; what about others?
91 - Utah leaner in too-fat country
90 - Editorial: A sad day for Utah
85 - Jazz plan to re-sign Millsap
81 - Letters: Obama no Marxist
77 - Don't listen to marriage cynics
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