From Deseret News archives:
Gorge your eyes on best of the worst
Dark and stormy night
It was a dark and stormy night, but Alicia was learning to her great distress that it's going to be that way when you spend the winter in Anchorage and forget to pay your power bill. Pam Williams
Science Fiction
The spaceship descended slowly, looking like a giant submarine sandwich except it was made of metal, not bread, and was actually more circular and not so much oblong, and most importantly, the green things inside were sentient alien beings capable of interstellar travel, instead of pickles. Mike Middleton
Horror
When the young count was suspended from school yet again for biting, Nosferatu's parents began to suspect there was something different about their boy. Sean Johnson
Her eyes were numinous, her voice mellifluous, her thighs voluminous, and her demeanor opprobrious indeed, she was the best bouncer the Talking Unicorn had ever had. David Alvin Edwards
Romance
John first saw the next "love of his life" when he exited the whole foods grocery store and knocked the overly ripe melons she was returning from her large shapely hands showering both of them with sweet warm fruit. MacKay Jones
His hot breath was on her knee; his questing tongue caressed her naked flesh and his excited panting rose to a frenzy of anticipation as Desiree reflected that she really ought to stop feeding the dog at the breakfast table. Ingrid Trausch, DVM
Romance Gone Really Wrong
Comments
- Police: Child porn virus 'old story' 9:22 p.m.
- Curl up with a book and a dog 9:21 p.m.
- Storm coming to Utah Thursday 9:20 p.m.
- Canyons chief named law group's v.p. 9:19 p.m.
- Photo: A pull in the park 9:17 p.m.
- Lehi car crash victim seriously hurt 9:15 p.m.
- Feeling unhappy? Move to Utah 9:14 p.m.
- Teams field good defenses 9:13 p.m.
- Chamber gives ideas for budget 9:06 p.m.
- Phone to bring callers face to face 9:05 p.m.
- SLC council OKs gay rights policies
- Utah Jazz have a problem at point
- 'Love story' of crash victim ends
- BYU football recruit turning heads
- Alta's Ohai is Ms. Soccer 2009
- Prep football: Felt's Facts Week
- 12 Utes return to Texas
- Cougars' defensive hoops clinic
- Wyoming writer amazed by BYU
- Gays get Mormon support in SLC
- House passes health care bill
284 - SLC council OKs gay rights policies
239 - TCU showdown has big implications
193 - Senators want food tax restored
157 - Cougars crush hapless Cowboys
155 - Utah Jazz fall apart against Kings
131 - TCU 4th in AP poll; U. 16th, Y. 22nd
119 - S.L. vote pending on gay protections
109 - No 'backlash' for pioneers, gays analogy
108 - Pratt pleads not guilty to sex charges
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