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Your grandma asked if LaDainian Tomlinson was a Utah native perhaps begat by LaMar and LaDonna in LaVerkin?
Your "three-hour block schedules" on Sunday begin at 11 a.m. and 2:15 p.m.
You've asked your bishop to move the other three-hour block to the 8 a.m. to 11 a.m. slot.
You bought a TiVo so you wouldn't miss a snap after he politely declined your request.
You hoped you'd grow a foot or two so you could go on a mission and play outside linebacker.
Your loved one/church leaders believe you need intervention. You think you simply need a comfy recliner, a loaded fridge, a working remote and some compassionate understanding.
E-mail: jody@desnews.com
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