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Sapped by a conspiracy?

Published: Sunday, July 18, 2004 7:47 p.m. MDT
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How heartening it was to read Vaughn Robison's letter (Readers' Forum, July 12), tying together the problems of fluoridation, mental sedation and the two-party conspiracy.

Finally, someone who knows what I know.

My parents, having fallen victim to this conspiracy early on, subjected me to recurrent applications of fluoride gel as a child.

I first became aware of the effects of these treatments during the physical act of voting. A profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily, I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence.

Wake up, voters! Stock your homes with distilled water and burn your voter registration cards! We can no longer sit back and allow the two-party conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Robert Hammer

Salt Lake City

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