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McKay Coppins on MormonTimes.com: Got milk? Gonna share?

Published: Friday, Nov. 28, 2008 12:37 a.m. MST
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The first question you should ask when you get new roommates is, "What is your policy on milk?"

OK, maybe not the VERY first question. "What's your name?" should probably come first, and depending on the circumstances of your meeting, "You're not going to play Rock Band, like, ALL DAY, are you?" might also be an important one.

But coming to an early understanding of how the milk supply will be handled in your shared refrigerator is helpful. In fact, I've learned from sad experience that ambiguity in the matter can lead to mistrust, mudslinging and even enemy factions being formed within the apartment.

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